D'Rich, "King of Go Up Car food"

D'Rich SS2, after seeing a few blog review about D'rich, ah yan's gf say wan go there try, so ah yan bring 2 other friends along to go up car, wich is ah tong and ah pei, so we go there and try. But this place also full of fail. read more to see. This place actually for bringing rich people to go up car, so name is D'Rich.

Fuwah, see menu looks gooding right? Wrong, remember ah yan say before, picture is for look only, when thing come the time, sure go up car wan. When we order the time, the food come damn slow, that time we is damn hungry also.

Sze Chuan Chicken noodle. this is confirm not for human eat because it looks and taste like noodle from the bucket people throw food away wan. The taste is like tasting msg sos and salt because no spicy taste and no chicken taste. I also dunno why they call it chicken noodle, should call it MSG and salt noodle, rm5.90 this one is ah pei go up car wan

Chicken Curry Rice, this is another dish which is 3 quarter fail only, the sambal only can eat, the rest all is not human eating, the curry is tasting like the cook no put salt inside, only put color and oil. The rice is not boil properly, tasting like shit. Rm8.60, this one is ah tong go up car wan.

Steam bread with curry, the bread is ok, but the curry is most important right? else why call it "WITH CURRY" else i eat plain bread meh? This one ah yan need add alot of soya sos to it because same as ah tong dish, no taste and worst of all, no not enough sos, i dip one piece of bread no more curry already. rm5.60

Sambal Petai Fried Rice, the name only sambal petai, it only has 6 pieces of petai and 3 prawn. wtf?  sambal expense ar? no sambal taste, the petai also taste and look like from 2 week ago wan. fuuu, ah yan damn kau angry wan flip table already, but ah yan gf say dun wan because got alot of people. this one is the one which really go up car. rm10.90

Is confirm go up car after we saw bill come liao, some more can charge service charge, KNS, damn slow service and bring wrong food to the table not one time but 3 time liao. Only thing gooding about this place is the enviroment, the food fail.

Thank you waterfish, we look forward to bring you go up car again, remember D'Rich, the king of go up car food.

D'Rich "King of Go up car food"
Location: SS2 PJ
GPS: N3 07.090 E101 37.431

Hainan Tea SS2

Got one night, ah yan gf, ah xin, say wan supper, so we go kai kai in ss2 go hunt for food lor, then ah xin said that got people say Hainan Tea wor, so we go try.

The environment is not bad better then old town and paparich, I rike the chair because quite comfy for ah yan's fat ass. But hor, the menu say "Hainan Tea, Where we meet" it should be Hainan Tea, where we meet people to go up car. why? read on.

 Hainan Tea, from pic looks not bad right? but actual item come the time, damn kau small wey. See lighter in comparison, Only can tasting milk, no tea. rm3.50

Hainan Green Tea, again another fail drink, taste of milk only and the green tea taste is like I tasting not green tea, but some vege taste. rm4.80

Spaghetti Carbonara see pic nice, but actual food come? go up car jor, failed food, the pasta not cook properly, the kentang emas is lembik and wet. Is confirm not for people to eat but for animal to eat, you know why? because the sos not enough taste and salt, because animal cannot eat salty food later drop hair. Rm8.50

Worst Rm20.00 ah yan spend for supper. Enviroment is goody, but everything else fail jor.

Hainan Tea
No 61-9, Ground Floor,
Jalan SS2/75,
47300 Petaling Jaya, Selangor.
GPS Coordinates: N3 07.245 E101 37.295

Nyonya Makko In Melaka

This the last day I is at melaka, so ah yan friend ask to go here eat because he say see few time is quite ok.

Fuwah, when go in, no place sit, so we wait lor, after that got table already, ah yan friend go sit, but hor the waiter ask dont sit because got people book, so we wait and wait, almost 30 minute, after that, the same table, the fella ffk, so they let us sit, fuuuuuu angry because need stand for long time


nevermind lor, so after that we go order food, i see menu is high class wan some more got say since 1984, the best nyonya food in town,so I is impress, Ah yan friend as how much is the fish, but he say red snapper is rm 70 a kilo, wah lan eh, rm20.00 fish become rm rm70.00, ah yan waterfish and go up car radar on jor, but nevermind lorrr.. ah yan and friends hungry jor .. but this place full of fails, it not end here only because food alot of salt and expense, read below for more

Menu food all expense wan, so i see many people eating sure means good right?

Take 2 pic scared dun wan see already



Wrong, when drink and food come the time, time kau fast, i think they made ready already wan.

 So ah yan friends order chinese tea, KNS! rm1.00 your tea very nice ar?? tai thong also charge me rm0.50 some more can refill, u see pic also looks is not tea, is water with 2 or 3 drop of coke. rm1.00 tea, rm2.80 coke

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The rice damn kau dry, pic say alot of word.  taste like 20% hancur rice and not enough water, rm1.20

 This egg is fail egg, because is cincalok egg, but ah yan can only tasting salt no egg, i think price is expense because they taruk whole bottle of cincalok in the egg, and use 2 egg only. people put cincalok abit for tasting only, they put whole bottle and add salt some more. I think the chef tongue got problem so mix up the salt and sugar. rm10

 Cincalok side dish suppose to be chili and onion cut small, here is big big, how to eat? KNS, summore taste of salt only no cincalok taste, rm 3

 See pic, this is taste like from tesco wan inside taste dry and hard, pic say liao, rm16.50

Pong Tek is nyonya style so must order, fuuuuu I tell you this dish full of fails, potato 2 biji only, sos taste like si yau and oil only, damn salty, rm18.00

 Pucuk paku belacan, this one they kiam siap, because i think only use 1 branch only, and that 1 also is mau die wan, u see pic also is scared liao because looks like "mati pucuk", because ah yan remember ah yan cook vege for my dog eating and this looks the same. the sos is also damn salty. at night shit brix and ah yan  lau sai green color need eat chi kit pil the next day. rm10.00

Itik Tim, i think  this soup is made from salt and water, because is damn salty. u see is got meat, but no meat wan, is for people go up car because is more bone then meat. the ham choi they never wash enough, as still is damn salty. rm18.00

Fuwahhh, sambal belacan looks gooding, but is taste not gooding because only can taste chili, no belacan. some more can charge rm1.00 KNS. chili expense ah?

You has see food and now you see bill, this place confirm for people go up car.
expense and salty

Ah yan girlfriend also can cook better, her maggi mee gooding, but her other food is full of fail and guarantee shit brix need pil chi kit afterwards, but that is for next post.



 Add: i see alot of blog got recommend this place, ah yan think they got bribe or is tongue got problem


Place: Restoran Nyonya Makko
GPS Coordinate :
Address : No. 123, Off Jalan Parameswara, Taman Melaka Raya, 75000 Melaka, Melaka.

Go Up car Jor created

Go Up Car Jor is make after I kena go up car many many time jor. After many many time I go up car jor, and then ar people bring me go up car in melaka few day ago ar, so hor, that is the my final limito, fuuuuuuu I veri veri kao kao angry loh, then ar I make up my mind jor want go make Go Up Car Jor blog loh after inspired by a friend

P/s: Sori ar my engirish no veli good ar because hor i no learn no many engirish when i is small small loh.